Astrology, elbert wade, pmafa, consultant certified astrologer

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Astrologer Elbert Wade's: 'It Could Be Verse -- or Worse' (Poet? No! Astrologer? Yes.)
View Elbert Wade's Picture Page (Artist's extremely flattering conceptual rendering)
Astrology? Brave New All-Psychic World? (Are you ready?)
Astrology -- All Secrets Revealed: Become A Counterfeit Astrologer In 10 Days -- or Less
Not Astrology -- The Truth About Counterfeit Psychics: FAQ's and Typical Answers
Astrology Article: Counterfeit Astrologer Web Site Tips (Learn what you need to know.)
Not Astrology -- Bulletin: Psychics May Outnumber Non-Psychics Worldwide
Astrology? A Certification for Counterfeit Astrologers? Yes! It's As Easy As Pie!
Astrology Article: A-1 Absolutely The World's Greatest Astrologer (?)
Astrology Article: What's Wrong With Members of All Twelve Signs -- But Not You!
Mr. Bat: A One-of-a-Kind (?) Psychic Reader
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Learn to Read a Horoscope -- Step-by-Step Tutorial
Stop Internet Content Theft: Do-It-Yourself Step-by-Step How-To Guide
Get Accurate Natal Data for: Rising Sign|Moon Sign|Sun-Sign|Midheaven plus birthplace Longitude and Latitude -- Worldwide
Should You Get Your Child's Horoscope Read? YES! -- the Younger the Better
Astrology Gurus and other Astrological Faddists/Phonies
Dear Undecided 'Real-Astrologer Horoscope Reading' Potential Client (Helpful open letter to all horoscope seekers)
Are You Compatible with Your Lover or that 'Other Person'?
Unanswered "Astrology-Related"(?) Questions
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