:-) Astrologer Elbert Wade In Typical Attire and Pose (-:

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Certified consultant Astrologer Elbert Wade
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Signs-Astrologer Elbert Wade
Astrologer Elbert Wade
Image is a bit dated. No longer uses the comb-over. Height: 5' 8" -- Weight: 135 -- IQ: -- 135
Sun-Sign: Virgo -- Ascendant: Gemini -- Moon-Sign: Sagittarius
His Mercury (mind/communication) trines Uranus (Astrology's ruler) [Click here]
Aquarius (ruled by Uranus) is on the cusp of Elbert's Tenth House of Profession/Career

"I am doing exactly what I was born to do -- and I enjoy every minute of what I do."

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