BA, M.C.T., Psi.Op., Ps.D. (Metaphysics) - Over 35 years consultant astrologer experience - 1,000's of horoscopes read - Author/writer: 4 Astrology books: Money Signs--A Cosmic Guide to Personal Riches, All Signs Rising, Your Man in the Moon, and Astrology Dial-A-Scope); 350 articles - Professional certification (PMAFA) American Federation of Astrologers. [Worthwhile in-depth horoscope readings demand experience.] |
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Think of the term 'cut to the chase' and you will begin to understand what an accurate 'bottom-line' horoscope reading means--as professionally and personally prepared, read (explained) and recorded individually and live by Elbert Wade, PMAFA, drawing from his thirty plus years of intensive experience reading many thousands of birth horoscopes.
Is this a "mini-reading"? No. Get these 5-minute entertainments at psychic/astrology fairs. It is a synthesized overview of your total natal chart distilled to the real essence of the 'tools' (both positive and negative) you were given at birth to use, misuse, not use, or abuse.
How long will the reading be? At least thirty (30) minutes recorded live on cassette tape. The objective is to be as concise and to-the-point as possible to save you time (and money), and as informative as possible to give you your money's worth--and more.
How will my printed charts and personalized recorded cassette reading be delivered? By regular mail to the address you specify on the order form below. The package will include two (2) printed charts (horoscope 'wheels': your natal chart and an aspects chart) and a recorded quality cassette tape.
How soon will I receive my Bottom-Line Horoscope Reading? On average about two weeks since such work takes time and has to be done between regular appointments and telephone conferences with long-time and new 'regular order' clients (see 'Deluxe'). You will be informed by email of receipt of order and payment, and about progress, and when to expect your reading.
Want to see if this special reading can help you to understand yourself better? Want to find out this infomation without spending a lot of money? Order your Bottom-Line Horoscope Reading today.
[1] To order with credit (or other) card: Click the Bottom-Line Horoscope Reading PayPal Buy Now "button" below. You'll be linked to a very secure PayPal® page. [2] After completing necessary paperwork, you'll be linked back to this Bottom-Line Horoscope ORDER FORM page. [3] Then, complete form (below)--click SUBMIT. [4] You'll receive a personal email from Elbert confirming that your order and payment was received. Note: You no longer have to create a PayPal account to buy. Click on BUY NOW button below to make payment;
then choose whether to save necessary payment information for future PayPal transactions -- or delete it all.
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[See Elbert Wade's sample client testimonials by clicking here. Read Elbert's brief bio here.]
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NOTE: The "optional" comments box below is important. Make comments, add information, ask questions. But remember this is not fortune-telling. Such questions as: "Will I meet my soul mate?" "When will I get rich?" "Is my mate cheating?" cannot be answered in a natal chart reading. This is a revealing (often mind-changing, sometimes even 'electrifying') report of your total-lifetime potentials--not unlike a more expensive, drawn-out psychological evaluation. It is totally about YOU, not about others in your life per se.